@anonicus I wanna fuck the dog from animal crossing so bad
@Mr_NutterButter @Bad_Banner me too lol but I already bought a massive fucking nagatoro statue so I can't buy anything until August xD
@Bad_Banner I'm glad we're nearing the part of the empire's collapse where they can bring their social weapons to bear on a man, expect the volley to sink them, and the man laughs and sails on. Hopefully that sort of support will soon be available for the common man in these circumstances.
@redskins I'd marry the fuck out of Meru
@lanodan *beat boxing commences*
@bronze @MoeBritannica dude most AAA games I don't even want to pirate, it would be a waste of time to play something shitty like that when I already have so much other stuff to do. I swear half the reason people buy every single trendy new game that comes out is so they can talk to their friends about it, because their lives are so boring that that's all they have to A) take up their time and B) talk about with friends.
@coolboymew this phone I'm using cost $200 and I've had it for 5 years. Still going pretty strong, though I can tell some apps are getting bloated and not running too well on it anymore. They probably target iPhone and Samsung and don't give a shit about anything else.
I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to make your life easier; that's the whole point of advancement — to make things suck less. Far too many people have this almost fetishistic thing about suffering through life. No, stop it. Be kind to yourself; the world won't be kind, so you have to be nice in its place.
@matrix >take down original versions
>only give fans a 20% discount if they own the previous games
>bloat the game with bad AI upscaled textures
>more or less a port of both games you need to pay extra money for
i haven't even watched the video but it was doomed before it even came out
@nocontextspongebob customers getting frustrated at me for not speaking Spanish
こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!