beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

2D fantasy, but I disagree
SHE'S REAL TO ME

combat in a racing game? crazy!

I saw a girl with her boyfriend who had Kirby earrings. Told her I liked them and she said she got them at a convention. Then I was like "man I'm waiting for a new game!"

They both look at me with dead stares and her boyfriend goes "what game?"

"Uhh, a new Kirby game."

Her: "Is one coming out?"

"No I'm just hoping there is a new one soon."

Him: "Well didn't the Nintendo Live (?) already happen?"

"There was one a few months ago but you know, we can keep our fingers crossed for the next one."

Then they both fell silent and just walked away. What the fuck? Did I talk to some AI model from 2018?

polyphia hate is so forced

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was back in middle school again with my roommate (who is 10 years younger than me) except I was a girl for some reason. We were walking to the school, the same route I used to walk irl, and my main concern was that people would think I was gay because I was in to girls and not guys.

Even in dreams where I'm a woman I'm still into chicks. Checkmate, atheists.

One day robot loli catgirls will be real and I hope I live to see that day

i love sh2 and haven't played max payne (yet) but this is hilarious

sharing this to spread awareness for one of the goats

Some niggas never read about the sneetches

W

okay yup definitely fixing that tooth at the soonest possible time, it's actually really bad now. probably need a root canal. rip.

I'm not surprised, everyone taking the moniker of "gooner" is a plague on the lolibros.