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@beardalaxy There is always a first time for everything and Amazon are probably the first assholes I've heard of in MMO history that have pretty much removed the equivalent of a race in the game. This is the same if FF14 just yeeted Lalafells from the Western release. :omegalul:

This doesn't do the game's already lackluster combat system, clunky UI, and $100+ gacha outfits any favors.

My personal thoughts on this:

Of course I will completely drop Blue Protocol over this. I can't even make my characters in the Western version and I won't risk spending money on my JP account and then getting banned at some other time for being a Westerner. It also doesn't seem feasible to convince my group of friends to play on the JP server. The removal of the S body type is not something that mods can fix. If it's removed during character creation, you just flat out can't make it in the game.
My main character that I was using is not even anything the censorship defenders would deem justifiable for the removal, since they seem to only focus on "Oh, you're angry you can't play a little girl anymore!"

My brother in Christ, my character is an adult and he just has a slim body type. He is also the tallest height for males of the S type and I picked it because it allows me to be slim. These people seem to think in black and white, only.

So where do I go after this? Well, if you want a game that doesn't censor and also has way better action combat than , you are welcome to come try Blade & Soul. The game isn't anywhere near perfect but we just got a new bunny suit outfit that is available for EVERYONE, even the small race. I may do a thread at some point for people looking to try BnS and may get back into doing videos for it. I have my gripes with BnS too but at least the developers aren't incompetent enough to censor a game that is already struggling. I've been on BnS for 7 years now, playing at the highest level for endgame, so I could probably answer any question anyone has without bullshit copium most supporters of this game are on.

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Well. In the latest shit show that is , the for the West release is a lot worse than anticipated and Amazon is doubling down massively. To keep things short, Amazon has removed the smallest body type from the game and in a bizarre puritan panic, removed "jiggle" physics that are basically only present in character creation. They cited in an interview that jiggle physics can make Western audiences "uncomfortable". Do these people at Amazon go outside AT ALL, I wonder? Yes, breasts DO IN FACT MOVE AROUND EVEN IN REAL LIFE. lol

This is absolutely ridiculous for a company that wants the game to be "inclusive" yet removes the petite body type. There is no good reason to ever do this and their bullshit excuse that they want to keep the Teen rating falls flat when you look at their competitors, FF14 and WoW. Both these games are rated Teen and feature suggestive content.

There's also changes to the menu that has the character's underwear, which seems to be just flat out also removed from the game. It's very bizarre, honestly. Do these people at Amazon also not wear underwear or something? :kekw:

This Twitter thread by Zakogdo has further information regarding that:
twitter.com/zakogdo/status/168

Post about the bizarre undergarment changes: twitter.com/zakogdo/status/168

@colonelj Yes, Shrek and Donkey appear in a memory scene for Puss!

What I loved the most about Perrito is when he's telling all the horrible shit that happened to him and he just makes the best of it. He just laughs off all the bad shit. I know it's a simple way to look at things and doesn't work on everything but it was relatable to me.

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I searched for a picture of Death on Yandex and one of the top results was him with his schlong out. Thanks, Yandex! Very cool! :peepoHappy:

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Saw Puss in Boots: The Last Wish with my family.
100000000000/10

I got whiplash that a recent movie didn't suck dick for once. It feels like a dream. I also enjoyed it way more than the first Puss in Boots. I didn't like the first one that much.
This time around , I felt the movie gripped me from the start with its music scene; it already had me grooving. This second movie was so good all throughout, that I don't think it can get better. If they make a third movie and it's just as good as this one, I would be seriously impressed!

I know Gamefreak will fuck up the remakes for Unova but Colress was really great, so I can still appreciate the meme even as the inevitable future approaches. :Bedge: I'm still watching people I know suffer with this franchise so even if I stopped playing the games, the aftermath of every disaster still makes its way onto my general vicinity.

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I was REALLY disappointed to see the GoFundMe for a non-federating CalcKey instance for Black Fediverse users (supported by some of the most important Fediverse founders besides the LGBTQ+ ones) was shut down. It is nearly impossible for Black folx to use the Mastodon Network. It NEEDS to be easier. To this end I have started a new #Pleroma fork named #Melanoma.

Features:
1. runs on lower hardware specs like feature phones
2. easy installation via Verizon App Store
3. named after the most powerful chemical compound in the universe, melanin
4. no mayo monkeys involved (except me, I know, ugh)

Inappropriate replies will be deleted.

#ItsAlwaysMelanoma #ItsAlwaysPleroma

Probably one of my favorite things about AliExpress are the extremely horny reviewers for some of the sex toys. They're always in my recommendations now after looking up silicone repair glue a while back.

I'm sure these guys would post the entire ass balls inside them if AliExpress let them. I have already seen dudes post their junk while reviewing underwear. As long as no skin is showing, you can post it. This person in the review is very happy with the balls in their ass. :FeelsWeirdMan: At such a cheap price, I hope it doesn't get stuck there.

Another bizarre find is this inflatable butt plug. This just looks DANGEROUS imo. It looks like a trip to the ER. I wonder how this even works but imo, you should be careful with your body in this matter because you only get ONE body. If you burst your asshole, rest in piss. :weirdChamp:

Finally something more lighthearted are these shoe soles. The advertisement has some hilarious Engrish. I guess if you buy the soles, there is no more shitty feeling of pain on your foot. This is likely what they meant lmao. The reviews are good!

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@matana I make fun of literally everyone, even my own people. Stereotypes exist for a reason. This shit you're doing is embarrassing getting triggered over memes; it sounds very miserable. Take your meds.
If somebody posts something making fun of me, I will still laugh at it. I don't care about some random's trauma that triggers them when they can easily curate their online experience. That's a YOU problem.

And I actually don't use my dolls for that nor do mine come with that sort of function. If I ever speak of "sex" in regards to my hobby, it's due to material types that may or may not be appropriate for that function or if the doll offers the ability to, more so if it's a doll that is publicly sold to other people. It's just a fact. Nor do I give a shit if people do with their private property that they paid for. I know what I got myself into with the hobby.

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