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Post no woman will ever understand 

I cannot believe, that modern toalets are still not designed to allow you to shit while you have an erection. Where's the accessibility, when it comes to men needs?

@beardalaxy
Tracer and mercy are so overrated. Both of them straight to C... And sombra to A.

Rest is accurate.

@beardalaxy
Funny. At the peak of my Skyrim obsession, I heard this a lot too :D

@beardalaxy
Yeah... When you point to it like this, I have to agree. It seems like an "innocent decision" that spiraled out into killing the atmosphere completely.

@beardalaxy
Well, the stats are actually quite insane, when you compare the speedster gameplay to a hacker one for instance. So, they did manage to push through several quite interesting builds.

But even the dialogue is actually insanely rare, once you go slightly off from the main story. I mean, to the point, where side stories give you about 3 choices, and most grindfest missions give you NO DIALOGUE at all.

If you take a look at the Witcher 3, it is obvious, that they were going in that direction of linear gameplay loop already, but in that case, most missions still came with a breathtaking and memorable story.

In Cyberpunk, it is just: V, I want you to retrieve the Cuberberterer from this gang. Details in the mail.

Objective: Recieve the thingie
Objective [optional] Do not mass murder all of them.

Wow....... The 12th time in a row was really special.

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The saddest part of Cyberpunk 2077 

is that it is not an RPG. They built the amazingly breathtaking world with the most breathtaking GPU melting graphics only to make it into a looter shooter.

@nihilvt @Loki
So, after decade of everyone blaming the horse armor for crashing the gaming industry... you can buy it again :D

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