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Man fucking Canada of all places doesn't have a mask mandate anymore but if I want to go to any smash tournaments I still have to wear one and be double vaxxed. I might have to start TOing again over this bs.

@Jazzy_Butts ukrainian and jewish are not mutually exclusive terms. their president is jewish.

>hype myself up to ask for this girl's number
>flirt with her
>joking back and forth
>super cute
>"okay beard just do it, you were moping about not having a gf yesterday so what will you do about it??"
>finally ask for her number after 2 hours of heart racing
>long silence
>"sorry beard, i have a boyfriend"

Did you or anyone you know actually own a tree house?

@Ryuujin @lewdthewides every time there is a loli when we're playing D&D my friends all poke fun at me. The DM one time had a tipsy halfling come onto me after I charmed her with my music knowing full well what he was doing xD

Goodnight

Lolis continue to be the best gatekeeping tool available today. Never give it up unless you want to be controlled by utter retards
I do not think the orcs as real a creation as anything in 'realistic' fiction: your vigorous words well describe the tribe; only in real life they are on both sides, of course.

@rlier23 uncle ruckus would be proud, Kanye will be there in white heaven

@PhilSchedia @matrix @picandor @Leyonhjelm I'll literally be the last person that ever gets drafted. I'm too old, I have epilepsy, bipolar, and colorblindness. See you guys on the other side 😆

Maybe the problem isn't rich Indians. Maybe the problem is just rich drunk people.

gamedev 

@xianc78 yeah I'll probably go with the key item

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