beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@matrix i haven't spent money on PSO2 for like 4 or 5 months and i'm pretty happy about that lol

and now my hot dogs are cold because i had to spend time cleaning up literal shit

@f_o_u_r_t_y @picandor probably but meh

well it's a good thing my roommate is taking the cat when he leaves because she just took a fat dump on one of my blankets because i wouldn't give her turkey (she just throws it up)

@picandor well, I use husky but it's a fork so yeah

@picandor it always has weird issues for me lol

@JonnyFever @matrix female cop

@Jazzy_Butts your kid isn't going to be light enough to jump on the bed after they eat all the cookies

When your admin boosts your post

@zemichi not this guy though! He's a korok! He's nice! :(

@Varus

It should be illegal to play horn sounds on the radio

@matana and when she's older she can crush me

@matana meanwhile my waifu is still young and single

@coolboymew we do a little bit of trolling

@deprecated_ii real straight men don't drink until they can't control their actions

@YeetLibs this just looks like dark pikamee lol