@Jazzy_Butts ukrainian and jewish are not mutually exclusive terms. their president is jewish.
>hype myself up to ask for this girl's number
>flirt with her
>joking back and forth
>super cute
>"okay beard just do it, you were moping about not having a gf yesterday so what will you do about it??"
>finally ask for her number after 2 hours of heart racing
>long silence
>"sorry beard, i have a boyfriend"
@Ryuujin @lewdthewides every time there is a loli when we're playing D&D my friends all poke fun at me. The DM one time had a tipsy halfling come onto me after I charmed her with my music knowing full well what he was doing xD
@rlier23 uncle ruckus would be proud, Kanye will be there in white heaven
@matana WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
@PhilSchedia @matrix @picandor @Leyonhjelm I'll literally be the last person that ever gets drafted. I'm too old, I have epilepsy, bipolar, and colorblindness. See you guys on the other side 😆
gamedev
@xianc78 yeah I'll probably go with the key item
こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!