beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@LukeAlmighty at least you know for a fact what you are getting ahead of time so you can make an informed decision on whether to buy it or not.

@hideki I see 3 at first thought, but I've realized it's because I'm colorblind and my brain has been programmed to think in terms of shape rather than in color.

@xianc78 @Binkle @coolboymew @ItsSkyDragonz ooooooooooooooh i somehow totally forgot there were bombs after reading it like 10 seconds before i launched the game lol

@bronze "My only hope is that gravity can do some wonders"

what kind of nigga has ever had their cock stretch due to GRAVITY

this person has less brain cells than a scrambled egg

@fugger cum is just liquid cocaine

@k1tteh i'm guessing if you keep it on it acts as a vacuum

@fizrot@baraag.net this is why i keep a few king sized candy bars around just in case

@icedquinn @LukeAlmighty the sticks just drift really easily and they aren't symmetrical so using just one sideways joycon feels different from the other one.

the stick drift is really easily solved at least, you just have to add some cardstock underneath the mechanism box, but nobody should have to take apart their controller to fix something that's such a common and easily solved error in manufacturing.

and they have no grip to them whatsoever. i get that the idea was to keep it slim, but it ends up just feeling uncomfortable.

@icedquinn @LukeAlmighty it would have been a lot better if the joycons weren't complete shit