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@Tony @f0x @kerosene escalation is my middle name
Beard Escalation Acceleration

@f0x @Tony @kerosene Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

@KiKi88 $10 says they don't have an entry on the karmello one

I really enjoy lolis more when they're just being cute and adorable and wholesome and you just wanna cuddle and squish them and make sure they're happy

@apropos the lyrics are evocative but the song is typical Kanye imo I'm just not a fan of his musical style whatsoever

@suquili @ChristiJunior @MaleGoddess @WhitestTemplar here's the article for it, 2022: ign.com/articles/rockstar-gta-

i think i got things slightly confused, i think people started going out and killing them on older versions of the game after it got updated

@xianc78 Majora's Mask was delayed, technically.
But yeah, Miyamoto's quote hasn't aged very well at all. Usually a game being delayed nowadays is kind of scary.

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