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Me:spent last 26 years of my life thinking about the horrible life I had lived.

Shrinks: Ok... so, how about we spent 2h a week talking about your trauma, so you can start really thinking about it?

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I've let my intrusive thoughts win, and made a responsible financial decision...

Anyone with experience has any idea how bad of a decision this actually was?

@matana
When a survivor of Order 66 and a person Darth Vader is afraid of tells you, that there is no such thing as luck, you better listen 😇

@matana
I had an unironically decades long "star wars fans" correct me about the fact, that "Han Solo is not force sensitive".... Suuuuuuuure.

Because he just has a HUGE dose of luck, right? Almost as if the universe itself was slightly bending to help him. Almoooost, as if he heard a voice always making him chose the right decision 1/10 of a second faster and better then everyone else.

BITCH, how the fuck can you claim to be a Star Wars fan, if you do not understand the effects of low grade force sensibility? What were you doing while watching the movies? Were you just measuring explosions?

some zoomer just had the fucking AUDACITY to "correct" ME about Shadow the Hedgehog lore by going "acktyally, he wasn't raised in a lab on a space colony 🤓☝️" (the discussion was very explicitly about games)

AS IF I NEED ANY MORE REASONS TO HATE THIS POSTIRONY POISONED SORRY SLOP OF A MOVIE

they are also acting SO smug about it by going "ugh, who cares about the original games", like a product they enjoy isn't just a poorly digested version of the art that I enjoyed

"who cares about the original-" well a fuckton of people obviously did, if some executive thought that it would be a good idea to make a movie based on the original! speaking of "nobody cares" and "the superior live action version sells better", how's the Witcher live action going? how's the Star Wars franchise going? Avatar? Capeshit? a fuckton of other slop?

@Turkleton
Nah...........
People on the right are still happy for US getting it's shit together. Some renegotiations might be needed, but we hope, that once US comes back to negotiation table, it will come as a healthy state.

And we are benefiting from it directly too already.

praguemorning.cz/prague-pride-

@ChristiJunior Sargon is such an idiot, I am slwly losing all respect for him. For instance, he calls westend society a society of cheaters, and claims, that unless you literally suffer to get your goal, it's not worth it.

It might be the worst way of implementing the "pull yourself by your boot straps" that I've ever heard.

Man, I am so happy, that I'm not black. Not for the usual reasons, but because I cannot imagine the insane embarrassment I would feel, if I had to suffer the Nig month humiliation ritual at work every single year...

Ow... We have ouw spewfal niggie here. We are so pawd of uwu... You managed to not commmit any cwimes this year :ablobcheer2: You're so spewfal....

@tomie @matrix
Ok... Not what I wanted to talk about, but suuure.

Is this much closer to canon, or do you see the same issue?
youtube.com/watch?v=w2F_Ti_6E_

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