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@matana I remember having a little bit of fun on the Twatter.

Until I got shadowbanned/asked for a mobile phone number.

Guess they can’t handle spicy jokes :(

Colleagues talking about how they love gun control again.

Last time we talked about guns, I told them that my Uncle wanted to take me to the woods in Arizona and shoot all manner of guns at.....Nothing in particular.

@matrix it’s fine, xe can just do a Kevin Spacey and say “I’m non-binary” or whatever the fuck, and then everyone will fawn over xem again.

Aldo boosted

There's a spiderweb in my room behind the door that has some mosquitos in it and I'm just like, thanks bro.

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"We are both gonna cuck on leaving the EU lol these stupid fucks still think that real people can actually be allowed to run in elections"

@matana @picandor

Good, but also, come on, you know you want a tasty sweet.

Come aaaaaaaaahn.

@matana @picandor

No, of course not.

Maybe eat a snickers?

*This was a joke

@matana @picandor

Hey, I didn’t make the majority of the women I’ve interacted with in my life spiteful. That was all them.

@picandor the sheer spitefulness in both posts makes me think that both the people are just your typical modern woman.

@picandor @beardalaxy

That’s what I thought.

They want to talk about “lowered morale”, well what about my low morale after being told that, despite all the work I do (and I even help other colleagues although people hardly ever help me), lookin at my phone for 5 minutes when there’s nothing to do is somehow a big baaaad thing.

Bruh...

@beardalaxy no worries.

I was told the other day that me being on my phone “lowered morale”.

We can always go lower.

It’s limbo time!!!

HR departments are basically a Ponzi scheme.

I was going to elaborate, but nah.

Maybe later.

@alyx would the same betrayal and infiltration of cucked beliefs happen as the last time?

@Jabrosa14 something something remember to gatekeep your "communities" something something

@xianc78 @shebang @cee

My parents at one point were trying to set me up for an Airforce position at a NATO base. I was in contact with the recruiter, and of course they said I was perfect for the position.

Glad I in the end turned them down.

My job atm is boring and nothing much, but at least I have my own place now and essentially living my own life.

youtube.com/watch?v=TGYUGHNXGo

*I know it's literally a Boomer video, but it's still pretty funny

**The recruiter on the phone literally gave me the schpeel of "diversity is our greatest strength" xD

@xianc78 I didn't go to my Master's degree ceremony. I just picked it up and that was that.

Uni is a scam, tbqh. You learn more from just browsing the internet on your own initiative.

Vegans ironically promote canniballism, as when they end up in hospital due to organ failure, it'll turn out that their body has been eating itself in order to survive.

@xianc78 Everyone else gets to claim "genocide" while the people actually being soft-genocided are excluded.

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