beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

Welp there goes my normie sleep schedule. All it took was a car crash xD

@matrix @WhitestTemplar that would just be modeling

@Mr_NutterButter @xianc78 because they can use your material all they want, but once someone uses their material it's illegal all of the sudden

@Mr_NutterButter @xianc78 yeah, just because you want a system gone, doesn't mean it's okay for someone to abuse the system that's there. That leaves you in the dust as the little guy.

@arc it's secret government vehicle specs that you need to leak to the war thunder forums

@arc yeah for sure...
The best thing that can happen after all that bad luck is us finding another roommate. That would ease a lot of the monetary stress. Gonna put the ad back up either tonight or tomorrow.

@arc the other shitty thing is that my roommate ordered a resin figure that just like immediately fell apart after opening it, so we were going to the store to buy glue and get some food. If it wasn't for that fuckin figure we never would have left 😭

@arc thank you! I'm sure it'll hurt worse in the morning. They were driving an suv and we were just in a shitty little sedan too. Kind of surprised we didn't roll or anything either.

By far the funniest thing though is that I was drinking an Arizona and I managed to not spill any of it lol, just kept drinking it once we got out of the car xD forgot it outside when I put it down though, rip.

Just got in a pretty meaty car accident. It's actually insane how little I got hurt. The other car ran a red and slammed right into the passenger side where I was going like 60mph. Got a bit of a headache and some bruises but that's it really. Got my guardian angel watching over me for sure. Roommate is mostly fine too, he may have broken something in his hand which sucks cock but he is a lot more worried about all the insurance shit and not having a car. That thing got fucking totaled to high hell and back. Front bumper knocked off, back right side got obliterated and the window shattered, hood crunched in and was smoking. Somehow, my door was totally fine and I was able to get out very easily. It's like the car that hit us only hit to the left and the right of the door.

Just thanking God we were mostly alright. That could have been a whole hell of a lot worse and I'm pretty amazed it wasn't! I'm also surprised at the level of calmness I had. A lot of people in that situation would freak out but I kept a clear head. I know I don't have to worry about insurance crap and trying to get a new car and everything so that takes a lot of the stress off me, but still. I very easily could have been injured much more or died there. Sorry fuckers, you've got another day of beard.

@Mr_NutterButter there are also a lot of internet legends that are unfortunately not like that at all

Crystal disk started talking to me when I opened it, scared the shit out of me

@matana yeah it's more or less just the same melody and the lyrics only contain the very basic theme of a poor merchant talking to a finer lady which, on the surface seems to be just him asking her to look at his wares, but you could take some innuendo out of that if you really wanted to.

bruh i can't

@matana i found the exact translation we used:

"Treasures have I in my Korobushka
Can you hear the peddler's cry?

Though you see me in rags and tatters
I wear a smile upon my face
You may dance to the balalaika
Wearing satin, silk and lace

Costly and fine are the wares
I bring you lovely lady feast your eye!

Though you see me in rags and tatters
I wear a smile upon my face
You may dance to the balalaika
Wearing satin, silk and lace

Treasures have I in my Korobushka
Bring your kopecks come and buy!

Though you see me in rags and tatters
I wear a smile upon my face
You may dance to the balalaika
Wearing satin, silk and lace"

it is definitely sanitized, but it is still a similar theme especially if you know the original.

it is from this song that i learned what a balalaika was. i also included the line "wearing satin, silk, and lace" in one of my own songs.